I wanna go to Canada!!!

You know, in my heart of hearts, I sincerely hoped that when they said seals, they were referring to hippies. Unfortunately, it's not so. What the blue-hell am I talking about? This story from CNN. They actually get to go around clubbing baby seals. So essentially it's Canada vs. the seals. The question is, which side to choose? Decisions, decisions. You know, as much as I think I would enjoy clubbing some baby seals, in this case I have to side with the seals against Canada. After all, God put Canada there for the explicit purpose of being made fun of the good ole' U.S. of A..