Everybody else is doing it..

So I'm not going to. Everyone, I mean everyone, is covering this 9-11 inquiry and the PDB, and whether or not Bush was negligent. So I'm not gonna. You really, really, want to know who's responsible? I can tell you. And it won't take no stinkin' inquiry or PDB or even reports from the Dept. of Homeland Security. You ready? Here it is. You sure you're ready for an answer this profound? Are you really ready? You wanna know who's responsible? Well here it is.

IT WAS THE STINKING CAMEL-RAPING SPLODEY-DOPE MURDERING TERRORISTS!!!!!!

See, wasn't that easy?