Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Rumsfeld's Tourney

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has opened up his secret fortress to warriors around the world to see who will be the grand champion. The winner receives one million dollars, and the post of Associate Secretary of Full Contact Defense. Most importantly, you will receive an honored spot among my army in the RWA. Yes, you too can be in command of one of my battalions of Gecko Warriors. If you are deemed worthy that is....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Think you have what it takes? Hmm, we shall see, we shall see.