Spain Surrenders

In a disappointing turn of events the Spaniards have voted to put the socialist party in power in their country. Naturally, their first order of business was to announce that all Spanish troops will be removed from the middle east by June. Now there's a message for ya. Hey terrorists!! If you murder a few of us we'll nut up instead of coming after ya, why don't you try it with America. Oh wait, they did. Fox News has the whole story.