Friday, March 05, 2004

Someone asked me recently

how I felt about the legalization of marijuana. It used to be I would've said "Screw it, if people wanna fry their brains out let'em. Who are we to stop them?". Now I kinda have a different attitude. No it's not cuz of the moral reasons or the war on drugs or anything like that. It's a lot simpler and much more selfish and childish. Here's why I don't wanna legalize marijuana anymore. I hate hippies. I really, really hate hippies. Hippies like marijuana. Legalizing marijuana would make hippies happy. Anything that makes hippies happy, by definition, must be bad. So therefore, legalizing marijuana would be a bad thing. See my point?