Tornado in a can???

Hey, why not. I think I might even get me one of these. Imagine the things you can do with this. You could kill hippies and leave NO EVIDENCE behind!!! Imagine the world without hippies/liberals/socialist/communists!! Oh my goodness I just had a joygasm!!

BTW, WTF is up the whole "alien technology" theory? Break out the tin hats, jeez.