I HATE, HATE, HATE, I HATE APRIL FOOL'S DAY

You know, with that retarded ass "resignation letter", I really should have know something was up. I mean, who writes like that? Really? So good job Coop, ya got me...bastard. Dirty filthy stinkin' bastard. If you wanna know wtf I'm talking about, go here.
When I rule all, April 1st will be permanently removed from the calender. Bastard.

AAAHHH!!! It gets worse. Look and see what the Emporer has done to his site. It's a freakin' travesty I say.

I HATE APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Update: Link is working now. I coded the link wrong, oops. And yes, Coop was putting us all on. The bastard.